2007年9月17日星期一

Joke八月份的合集

嘿嘿,自从写了那个鬼程序就很喜欢从水木转文章过来

等有空再写个matlab程序用来自动转载文章

另外,转载的代码稍微改了一下(为了简化在blogger的显示),不过同时结果就是在msn space下面这个东西就不work了------不是我的错

发信人: janger (漕渡|一直在潜行,遍寻不到), 信区: Joke
标  题: 咯叩咕叩的8月刊
发信站: 水木社区 (Mon Sep 17 23:35:27 2007), 站内

                                                                                
            
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[pic]Old?大家在中学的时候是怎么对待教科书中的人物插图的 by florian
     
http://www.newsmth.net/bbsanc.php?p=872-22-8-3-1
                                                                                
     
[pic]有才的中学生  by gentlehug
     
http://www.newsmth.net/bbsanc.php?p=872-22-8-3-2
                                                                                
     
[PIC]听错了  by asker
     
http://www.newsmth.net/bbsanc.php?p=872-22-8-3-3
                                                                                
     
[pic]特快zt下水了? by tRNA
     
http://www.newsmth.net/bbsanc.php?p=872-22-8-3-4
                                                                          
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[PIC]不爱洗澡的猫  by princess
     
http://www.newsmth.net/bbsanc.php?p=872-22-8-3-5
                                                                                
     
[pic]段宣   by  Maugham
     
http://www.newsmth.net/bbsanc.php?p=872-22-8-3-6
                                                                                
     
[PIC]狂热的星际玩家  by  sssss
     
http://www.newsmth.net/bbsanc.php?p=872-22-8-3-7
                                                                                
     
[PIC]乔布斯的坟墓  by tt1
     
http://www.newsmth.net/bbsanc.php?p=872-22-8-3-8
                                                                          
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[FLV]瞬间让水变成冰  by wendyyjw
     
http://www.newsmth.net/bbsanc.php?p=872-22-8-3-9
                                                                                
     
[wmv]小羊肖恩之踢球记  by  giovanna
     
http://www.newsmth.net/bbsanc.php?p=872-22-8-3-10
                                                                                
     
[wmv]小羊肖恩之洗澡记  by  giovanna
     
http://www.newsmth.net/bbsanc.php?p=872-22-8-3-11
                                                                                
     
[wmv]小羊肖恩之斗牛记  by  giovanna
     
http://www.newsmth.net/bbsanc.php?p=872-22-8-3-12
                                                                          
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色盲          小笑话一则      超强的海淀剧院保安
                                                                                
              
老顽童        主持人饿了      nnd,话可不是乱说的
                                                                                
              
吃猪肉        老妈经典语录    头没有了你就来找我了!哈哈。。
                                                                                
              
低温的        冷的...特郁闷
                                                                                
              
我很牛B       男女的确不一样
                                                                                
              
合格(x)     老婆说结婚的时候
                                                                                
      
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色盲            by ppanda
                                                                                
中午吃饭时大家讲起色盲的问题。一个mm讲当时体检测色盲时,她前面的同学一般都是数字
之类的。
到她的时候她就觉得那个数字有些奇怪,但还是说1001,人家就说,你仔细看看,她仔细看
了看,还是1001。
后来人家实在忍无可忍,说你看看这是数字么?她才又看了看,说:哦,是眼镜!
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老顽童            by aotian
                                                                                
      
话说一栋家属楼里对门住着老石和老王,几十年的交情,有点像<我爱我家>
      
里面老傅和老胡的关系.
                                                                                
      
老石不会做饭,有一次老伴去外地照顾女儿生孩子.老石只好自己做饭,只好
      
过来请教老王:我问你个事儿,炖肉怎么把白的肥肉炖成红色的.老王:得放醋.
                                                                                
      
不久老王就听老石远远的喊:怎么不上色?老王:放得不够!
                                                                                
      
晚上老王家的门就被老石推开了,他满面怒容,端着一盆儿肉:你这个王八蛋,
      
这盆儿肉给你吃!老王还客气几句:都给我了你吃什么啊.老石怒吼:我家里还
      
有一大盆儿!
      
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吃猪肉            by HelenRed
                                                                                
        
前段时间一群人去郭林吃饭。
        
服务员mm很可爱,长相和说话都甜甜的。
        
我们问她有没有那种大块的红烧肉,一盘大概多少肉,我们五个人够不够吃。
        
又有人提议吃猪肘子,或者有没有猪蹄。
                                                                                
        
她想了想,一本正经地拿过菜单本翻了翻,指着某页说:
        
“大量吃猪肉请翻到这页”
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
      
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低温的            by aiver
                                                                                
和mm住在青年教师公寓,电用光了,又逢假期,只能隔天充值买电,于是晚上去学校食堂吃
饭,遇到本科时一哥们,于是叫过来一起吃。
                                                                                
吃完饭送餐具的时候,我对mm说,一会去买点蜡烛晚上用,然后对我哥们说,我们先走了改
天打球之类的,结果
                                                                                
哥们很神秘的一把拉住我,低声对我说,买低温蜡吧,不疼...
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
      
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我很牛B            by ethiuc
                                                                                
                                                                                
一日偶然窥见上司的工作量统计表,发现在我的名字旁边写了个nb,大喜,心想我块金子终
于要发光了。一日闲聊时向上司求证该事,上司说:“nb表示not busy”。
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
      
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合格(x)           by baobread
                                                                                
                    
换了一条新内裤
                    
过了一会儿,小便时,发现jj上粘了张纸条
                    
拿下来发现上面印着
                    
“合格 检查员:10”
                                                                                
                    
自信心暴涨
                    
然后想,上面要是印着“优质品”就更好了
                                                                                
                    
hiahia
                                                                                
                                                                                
      
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遭遇麦霸            by iwang
                                                                                
     
今天在乌鲁木齐去吐鲁番的路上,汽车在加油站停下。
                                                                                
     
导游小姐说,有需要唱歌的,抓紧时间了。。。(唱歌:导游用语,意为嘘嘘)
     
众人蜂拥而下,一会儿陆续都回来了,结果,左等右等,有两个女的始终没到。
     
导游亲自出马前往卫生间寻找,良久,三人一起回来。
                                                                                
     
司机感慨,“遭遇麦霸了”。。。。
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
      
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小笑话一则            by KomodoDragon
                                                                                
同事女儿,今年5岁
                                                                                
同事:你为什么不喜欢跟比你小的弟弟妹妹玩?老跟在比你大的哥哥姐姐后面,他们都不理

女儿:今天我在楼下地上写字,一个小妹妹蹲在边上看
同事:那你可以教她识字了啊
女儿:她撒了一泡尿,把我的字都给冲了
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
      
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主持人饿了            by achilleshy
                                                                                
         
央视的早间新闻,正在总结营救矿工的事
         
主持人:blablabla,反映了我们的政府 以人为饼 的理念......
         
时间太早,中央台食堂还没开大概
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
      
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老妈经典语录            by thindy
                                                                                
1 前几天我在joke上看到那则关于do people want thick road(做人要厚道)的笑话,就
把自己的qq说明档改成了这个。昨日,老妈坐在旁边看我聊qq,先是评价了一番好友的qq说
明档,说太酸,然后开始看我的。老妈一字一顿的念出:“做人要什么道路?我就倒数第二
个不认识,你老妈英文水平不错吧!”,当时爆汗,这可是我改昵称以来第一次有人直译啊
,老妈真牛,这英语水平……
                                                                                
2 这次去美国,只给老妈买了一双nike,没给老爸买。老爸不高兴了,我妈直接说:“咱们
明天上街,给你爸买双李宁的,那也有个勾,跟这个差不多”
                                                                                
3 出国给爸妈买了套情侣t恤,结果特别猪头,我只把老妈那件带回来了。这下老爸更不高
兴了,我妈见状:要不我这件先送给你?汗,那么小一件……
      
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老妈经典语录(续)      by thindy
                                                                                
4 晚上老妈喜欢早睡,我跟老爸看电视,老妈睡得迷迷糊糊的,突然醒来,迷迷糊糊跟我们
说,快把电视关了,我闻到了汽油味。当时我跟我爸笑翻了
                                                                                
5 坐公交车时候我给老妈讲怎么站着不容易摔倒,那是我从北京7台看来的,就是丁字步,
朝着前进的方向。老妈当时就说,当然应该这么站,刹车时候惯性力朝前,只有呈弓步才能
有效缓冲,接着还给我分析了一下力与力臂的问题。唉,真是工科老妈啊
                                                                                
6 老妈学校请了清华某著名教授去交流,教授使劲吹清华学生,特别是本科生,简直个个都
是超人天才。老妈晚上回来对我一笑,说,明天带你去上班吧。
                                                                                
 
我今天要洗几件衣服,老妈不让我用洗衣机,趁着她不在,赶快开洗衣机,我得去洗衣服
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冷的...特郁闷            by danta
                                                                                
今天被车运到堂哥家别墅
任务是劝说马上高三的堂哥的儿子,我侄子,要有点远大理想,考清华
据说成绩还行,重点高中重点班年级那么前十几的,据说努努力还是有希望的
侄子见我还没打招呼
就说考什么清华啊,去北京谁管我,要考省内重点大学,在省会有多少人罩着他
好吃好喝供应着,不用住校,住房开车都现成的,省内女朋友也更漂亮些么,北京多累啊,清华
能咋样,你还找工作呢吧?(说我呢)blablabla....
堂哥是一经济欠发达地区小城市的,即将提拔市长,堂姐姐夫在省会当官
我想了想...跟我侄子说,你好好混,以后就靠你了
然后跟我哥说,哥,要不,我也回来得了?
                                                                                
      
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男女的确不一样            by carmanlee99
                                                                                
   
有一天把电脑里收藏的一些照片给mm看,有一张乔丹当年罚球线扣篮的经典动画。mm瞪
大了眼睛看了半天,本以为她会赞一句乔丹的弹跳。结果她甩出一句:他这样子罚篮难道不
会判犯规么?
                                                                                
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老婆说结婚的时候            by qiangsir
                                                                                
LP在看电视剧,有个情节说,找伴郎伴娘就得找难看点的。lp回头对我说,咱们结婚的时候
伴郎伴娘要找不好看的。
我答,我担心别人找咱两个做伴郎伴娘。
一顿暴打!
唉,实话。
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
      
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王府井的英文翻译            by axe
                                                                                
                                                                                
                
今天研究了半天得出的结论:Wife Jam
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
      
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超强的海淀剧院保安          by FOXPUPU
                                                                                
                                                                                
                
周六晚去海淀剧院看哈里波特
                
好友内急,在大厅截住保安问,卫生间在哪
                
保安认真回答,under the stairs
                
同学一愣,反应不过来,迷惑的看了看四周
                
那个保安还是一脸认真,重复了一遍under the stairs
                
我乐了,拉着同学向楼梯下面找卫生间去了
                                                                                
                
过了一会同学上来了,正要去检票
                
对面走过来一个男生,一脸迷茫
                
口里念念有词,under the stairs,under the stairs
      
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nnd,话可不是乱说的         by bar1ey
                                                                                
     
下午帮一个在不在北京的mm办事
     
出门前老爸正教育我,说我东西乱放,肯定经常丢
     
我笃定的说,没有的事~我从来不丢东西
     
下楼发现,月票没带,回家找了0.5h找到
     
被老爸耻笑,郁闷
     
出门,天开始下雨,不大,为了表衷心
     
给ppmm发短信,说天下瓢泼大雨,还帮你办事,云云...
     
短信发出的一刹那,变为瓢泼大雨。
     
淋个透湿,拿伞出来,自己还很美,哈哈,想我好不容易带伞了,你下雨又怎么样
     
突然出现大风,伞只剩架子。
     
拿着架子,装没事,还想,你爱刮不刮,留个架子还挺有趣,装做行为艺术...
      
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nnd,话可不是乱说的(续)   by bar1ey
                                                                                
       
正想着,天空开始打闪
       
吓得赶快奔回家,想着,算了今天可以待家里不会被老爸说不务正业了
       
进家门的同时,天晴了~~
                                                                                
       
奶奶的~~想说~~死了的心都有了~~可不敢说了~~~
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
      
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头没有了你就来找我了!哈哈。。     by MSN123
                                                                                
    
昨天晚上下班坐425,好多的人。其中有一个男士靠窗户,他老把头和胳膊往外神,司
机就喊“谁的头伸进来!。。”。一路上足足喊了三四次,可是那个男士好像没有听到似的
,还是继续伸出去。过了一会司机急了,大喊“谁的头啊,赶快伸进来,要不头没了你就该
来找我了!”全车的人都笑乐!
                                                                                
    
刚刚实行前门上车后门下车的制度的时候,944那是相当的挤阿.一天走到公主坟,站在
车站准备上车的一个小伙子对着车里喊“前面的人都往后走走,你看后面空的都可以跳舞了
!”后面一位小伙子也立马回答他说“那你上来跳一个试试!”全车人大笑。
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
      
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VF0 [黑通社]小橘子因戏被g,众捕快立案追凶
                                                                                
           8月3日中午,正当大家昏昏欲睡时,一间小黑屋里突然传来了               
           一声女人凄呖的尖叫----“匡其菜其匡其菜其匡其菜其....”               
           大家慌忙侧耳细听,只听到一女哭泣声,正要出门再听,却已               
           无声息了。                                                           
           有人跑到现场一看,却见那动感橘子(orange2951)躺在地上抽搐,却见身前   
           一大字----g.不知是哪头猪趁大家不注意,把动感橘g了。众人              
           见之群情激奋,虽然小黑屋时不见天日,但在这光天化日之下,             
           强抢民女的行为也是为众人所不能忍的,大家纷纷声讨这恶贼               
           并准备把动感橘送到医院抢救。正在这时,动感橘悠悠转醒,               
           哭到:“我还想在这小黑屋里多呆几天。。。”                           
     
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           这时110捕快闻讯赶到现场,问是谁干的,结果无人承认。五分              
           之一柱香之后,又一捕快赶到现场,两捕快从现场搜集线索,意             
           图找出这个不负责任的恶贼来,结果五分之三柱香之后依然没               
           有结果。眼看着一柱香即将烧尽,小恶贼依然逍遥法外,两捕快             
           为安抚众人,只好依靠平日里辛辛苦苦积攒下来的经验来猜测谁             
           是真凶。“我猜我右边的”“那我只好猜左边的了”两捕快一唱             
           一和,边唱边和地观察众人神色。                                       
           只见一小芋头跳出来说“不是我!”两捕快心中立马明白过来。              
           不是你就不是你呗,你跳出来干咳?不过没有证据之前,尚不能             
           随便逮人,两捕快只好草草立案,等待时机找到证据,然后再替             
           可怜的动感橘申冤....                                                 
     
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(一)大腕水车版by bignetbig
                 一定找超级水车                                                 
                 什么XUDAN stariver tearofblue                                  
                 发贴靠前的id都在这灌水                                         
                 光删水                                                         
                 一天就得专职删几小时                                           
                 什么叉呀恶呀                                                   
                 能m的都m了                                                     
                 新人一露头发贴,甭管有事儿没事儿都得跟人家说                   
                 U A TOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD                                           
                 一口地道的灌水腔儿                                             
     
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                 再找几个混混什么80,xhw,xinghe                                  
                 时不时就来场比赛竞技一下长短                                   
                 版上建个小黑屋                                                 
                 里面的人都贴得照片                                             
                 还得是极限写真版                                               
                 就是一个字儿--热                                               
                 就是一个字儿--热                                               
                 你要是贴个比基尼                                               
                 你都不好意思上主ID                                             
                 你说这样的骄客版,一天得多少人在线                             
                 “我觉得怎么着也得两千吧”                                     
     
乀_         两千?!那是实习版主在线人数                     
   
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                 至少得两万                                                    
                 你还别嫌多,还不包括潜水的                                    
                 你得研究骄客的灌水心理                                        
                 愿意泡在骄客的网友,根本就不在乎别人写的是什么                
                 什么叫灌水你知道么                                            
                 灌水就是不管什么文章都只看标题、不看内容,直接回复            
                 所以我们做版主的口号就是                                      
                 不求内容好,但求水最多                                        
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
     
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(二)e版by biancr
                                                                                
              笨九(bein9)喜欢的文,我给m                                      
              笨九laf的文,我给g                                                
              笨九发的文,直接b                                                 
                                                                                
              如果我是joke zt                                                   
              我一定会很勤劳,但不是最勤劳的,因为有笨九                        
              我一定是无私奉献的,但不一定得到赞扬,因为有笨九                  
              我一定是很负责的,并且能得到大家认可的!因为笨九出差不在家        
                                                                                
     
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               如果我是joke zt                                                  
               每天定量砍一些名媛进黑屋供笨九调戏                               
               每周定时砍xinghe进黑屋进贡笨九                                   
               每月定期精心挑选g文逗笨九开心                                    
                                                                                
               如果我是joke zt                                                  
               我一定是zt里最不会拍mp的                                         
               我发的文一定都是发自内心的                                       
               对我的文有任何质疑,请联系笨九                                   
                                                                                
                                                                                
     
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(三)终结版by wuxing
               如果我是如果我是joke  zt,要不了多久Joke就会倒吧。               
               我是断水流大师啊,其实挺想当ZT的,特别是心情不好                 
               的时候,狠狠封他一批,然后被他们投诉,然后和他们                 
               吵架,疯狂敲打键盘,是件很刺激的事情。                           
                                                                                
               怎么,封人还需要理由吗?                                         
                                                                                
               发X 笑话的,你还敢问我,我封你是为了保护你,这个                 
               世界打黄扫非多严重啊,你这么X 怎么能逃过天朝的法                 
               网,你说什么,人之欲望,靠,我们社会主义每个人的                 
     
乀_       欲望应该是建立共产主义,而不是发那些不堪入目,不   
   
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              发MM笑话的,你也好意思问我,这个世上幸福的人那么                  
              少,更多的都是头光,脚光,周围光,你的闺房笑话,                  
              小两口笑就好了,还敢来这里XB,也没问问版主大人我                  
              至今还是没人爱没人疼的,岂能容你在这里幸福XB,我                  
              封封封,封你一年三百八十六天。                                    
                                                                                
              发老笑话的,你居然还能站起来问我,刘庸说过挖坟掘                  
              幕要满门抄斩的,皇帝大不大,不也得老老实实自己发                  
              配自己去江南,你天天考古,拿一些棕子过来演生化危                  
              机,你以为自己是琼斯还是哈特啊,万一那天我老人家                  
              一疏忽叫你蒙混过关,给你标记,再叫不长眼的人给举                  
     
乀_      报,你说我老人家一世英明你赔的起吗?                
   
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              什么,你说你的笑话不X 不老不MM,而且还很可笑,我                  
              还封你,对啊,你就该封,这个世上不需要你这种聪明                  
              人,看你笑话笑的人,不就被你弄笑了,被你弄笑了,                  
              不就说明我们比你苯了吗,所以你在这里XB你聪明,当                  
              然是不行的。                                                      
                                                                                
              如果三十天都没有人发新joke在Joke版,那一定就是我                  
              当ZT了                                                            
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
     
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(四)RAP版by My1999
                                                                                
             如果我是joke zt——           你在8g吗                             
             一定乐意被你们瞻仰            那就找错地方进错门了                 
             在窗口的最上方                你这卧底的娱乐小妓                   
                                           总是无孔不入                         
             你在灌水吗                    这么一个干净纯洁的joke圈             
             有点追求好不好                你也要贴                             
             浪费时间=谋财害命            贴男星没关好裤门                     
             你还这么庸俗                  贴女星丢了卫生巾                     
             这么喜欢低级趣味              你还不如                             
             你的x,你的e                  贴在zt们的zt上                       
     
乀_     把xdjm都带坏了                这样最干脆             
   
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如果我是joke zt
                                                                                
            你在喊2old吗                你在憋原创吗                            
            你这只bt的tb                我给你定最理想的目标                    
            从来不原创                  一定让x人见x                            
            从来不动joke脑筋            让e人见e                                
            连2old也喊得毫无创意        让zt见着不由自主的m                     
            我只想对你做一件事          而且还想g你,还想b你                    
            在你的id前按一下d           每月总有那么一次                        
            哦,再加一个ctrl和          进我精心挑选的月刊                      
            shift我才解气               被千人re,万人V                         
                                        把你炒成本年度的人气之星                
                                        嘿,你别拍我马匹                        
     
乀_                                因为我不属马,我属狗      
   
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. '  ◥ '               小黑屋八月推荐(2)       ◢      . ◤'  .
                                                                             
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如果我是joke zt
                                                                                
         我是幸福的                         我是迷糊的                          
         也是快乐的                         也是无奈的                          
         每天与N多的帖子为伍                每天我都睡不醒                      
         ws的我不再孤独                     每夜我都睁大眼睛                    
         看着满屏翻滚的标题                 看着泛滥成灾的大水                  
         在一d一g一m一b间                   在一d一g一m一b间                    
         宣泄着作为zt最独特的快意           在自己只剩十根的手指头中数来数去    
         我让精子(注:精华帖子)留驻         还有多少个钟头可以休息              
         让纯净水、鲜橙多、黄花鱼、梨花体                                       
         统统滚回它们的老家去                                                   
                                                                                
     
乀_                                                          
   
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. '  ◥ '               小黑屋八月推荐(2)       ◢      . ◤'  .
                                                                             
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如果我是joke zt
                                                                                
                                                                                
            如果我是joke zt——            如果我是joke zt——                  
            我用欣慰掩饰自己的疲惫         只想说两个字,那就是                 
            用妩媚覆盖自己的瞌睡           累                                   
            我在窗口的最上方               如果还可以加一个字,就变成           
            看着你们的快乐                 真tmd的累                            
            把寂寞一片一片撕碎                                                  
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
     
乀_                                                          
   
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月刊到此结束啦~         │/  ╱   )      记得在版面投票哦~
                                 
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